"I'm not a squeezer -- I'm a rubber!"
"TCBCR"
"Blind people can't kick?!"
"Love rises, diseases fall."
"Don't run her over, she cleans my teeth!"
"I heard a lot of spaniards work at Wal*Mart, let's take a poll!"
"Shhh.. the walls aren't water proof! I mean.. wait, when it rains I don't
get wet so yeah I guess they are water proof"
".......Chicken"
"Carloderrrrrrrrr"
"I feel useless, so I'm just gonna sit here and eat my nuts."
"You're expensive" - to BLT
"Santa's a rapist!"
"Cry my butt!" - Caro trying to say 'Cry me a river' and then started saying
'Kiss my butt'.. pretty interesting
"Can you actually bag farts?" Carolan (Refer to Mr. Berg's quote)