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~Favorite Quotes~

..From the mouths of my favorite people..
 
..Omg...Erin, Jessie and Darby have too many to count -- instead of getting them all down we just keep them "in the moment".  And, maybe bring them up for future humiliation.
 
..Carolan has her own page -- woah it's funny :D
 
"There's no 'e' in rice! oh wait..." - Ernie
 
"Trust me, I was on that team -- gravy." - Kate
 
..In a conversation about initials & middle names..."I'm JJJ".."Yep, J cubed. I'm LAL".."Laura Lal Linnean?" - Hehe Julie :)
 
..I went up, up, up, and then DOWN we go -- Ha, Jessie :o)
 
.."Fat men can't bend over..My belly button would give my forehead a hickey!" - Reggie Dobbs
 
"Musical reinforcement when child sits...and royal fanfare for each success!" On a potty training seat box. Who knew there were musical potties?
 
All lines from Girl Interrupted, hey Caro and Jess?
 
As my car's in the middle of the road..."I dunno what happened to your car! It went in reverse real fast but then it would go forward! I was ducking as all the cars went by!" - Ernie
 
"Frenchies couldn't fight their way out of a stinky sack of farts!" - Mr. Berg
 
"I had that same surgery a few weeks ago, rotator cuff, right?".."Yeah".."How'd you hurt yours?".."Sports, a lot of them".."Want to know how I hurt mine?".."How?".."I was pulling up my gurdle.." - Some lady to Carolan -- Who tells people that?!
 
"Where are all the snicky snacks??" - Laura Fin
 
"Hey Hey Hey.. flyin' is easy, it's the landing that's hard!" - Fat Albert

Sentimental & Just About Life
 
"Don't ask God for an easy life, ask him to make you a strong person."
 
"Life is 10% of what happens to us and 90% of how we respond to it!"
 
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it all happened."
 
"Life is what passes us by.. as we're busy making other plans."
 
"The soul that perpetually overflows with kindness and sympathy will always be cheerful." - Parke Godwin
 
"I love it when you look at me, because I know that for a moment I crossed your mind."
 
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
 
"Larger than life is your fiction in a universe made up of one." - Sarah McLachlan
 
"Good thoughts create sweet dreams."
 
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
 
"Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion; you must set yourself on fire!"
 
"Problems are opportunities in disguise."
 
"When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying."
 
"Fathers, be good to your daughters, daughters will love like you do. Girls become lovers who turn into mothers, so mothers be good to your daughters, too. - "Daughters" by John Mayer
 
"Give miles of smiles in great big piles!"
 
"Not what you get but what you give, determines the worth of the life you live."
 
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
 
"Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile so when you are lonely remember it's true, somebody somewhere is thinking of you!"
 
"Every minute spent angry is 60 seconds of happiness wasted."
 
"Some people in our lives will come and quickly go...friends stay for a while and leave footprints, and we are never, ever the same.."
 
"Never be so busy that you haven't time to care."
 
"People who do things that count never stop to count them."
 
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with just one step."
 
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
 
"Do more than touch - feel;
Do more than look - observe;
Do more than think - ponder;
Do more than read - absorb;
Do more than hear - listen;
Do more than listen - understand;
Do more than talk - say something;
Do more than be something - mean something."
 
"Stand for something or you'll fall for anything."

Great *Friends* Quotes (the show, silly!)
 
"It hurts my Joey's apple!" - Joey
 
"Haul A**!" - Phoebe
 
"We'll flip for the ducks or clowns, heads or tails."
"Heads."
"Yes! Heads it is!  Shoooot - we need to call heads to something!"
"Well, heads are ducks because ducks have heads."
"Joey, what kind of scary a** clowns came to your birthday?!" - Chandler and Joey
 
"Awww, you're just a little fat girl inside, aren't you!" - Chandler to Monica
 
"It tastes like feet!" - Ross about Rachel's Turkey Day triffle
 
"Well, hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did!" - Ross